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A daily agenda is laid out in black and green hand lettering under the heading "My DAY," listing "4:00 Wallow in SELF PITY," "4:30 STARE INTO THE ABYSS," "5:00 SOLVE WORLD HUNGER {TELL NO ONE}," "5:30 JAZZERCIZE," "6:30 DINNER WITH ME (I CAN'T cancel that again)," and "7:00 WRESTLE WITH MY SELF-LOATHING," closing with a bold "I'M BOOKED!" A scowling green Grinch face in a red Santa hat appears at the upper right.