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A mock daily schedule titled "My DAY" lists green tasks beside black times: "4:00 Wallow in SELF PITY," "4:30 STARE INTO THE ABYSS," "5:00 SOLVE WORLD HUNGER {TELL NO ONE}," "5:30 JAZZERCIZE," "6:30 DINNER WITH ME (I CAN'T cancel that again)," and "7:00 WRESTLE WITH MY SELF-LOATHING." The list ends with the red exclamation "I'M BOOKED!" and a green Grinch face in a Santa hat sits at the top right.